Yo Mama Jokes : Humor is very subjective; this is very true to everyone who tries to crack a joke. The interesting thing is that there is an awkward feeling that hits us mercilessly whenever we flop. We know it instantly when we land, hit, kill the funny bone.
Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so dumb it takes her twenty minutes to cook minute rice.
Yo mama so dumb she cooks her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo mama so ugly that she has to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo mama so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama so ugly that the government moved Halloween to be on her birthday.
Yo mama so angry that McDonalds won’t even serve her happy meals.
Yo mama so dumb that she spent 5 hours starting at a glass of orange juice because it said ‘concentrate’ on the package.
Yo mama so fat that she needs to take our group insurance when she travels.
Yo mama so fat when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo mama so old she remembers the dead sea when it was alive!
Yo mama’s so old, her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama’s so fat that when she went to KFC the cashier asked, ‘What size bucket?’ and yo momma said, ‘The one on the roof.
Yo mama’s so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama’s so hairy, when she posted her sex tape online it got flagged for bestiality.
Yo mama’s so skinny she hula hoops with a Cheerio.
Yo mama’s so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama’s so fat that when she died, not even her ghost could float.
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down.
Yo mama’s so dumb, she bought a solar-powered flashlight.
Yo mama’s armpits stink so bad, she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo mama is so crazy, she went to the optometrist to get an iPhone.
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, she smiled and traffic slowed down.
Yo mama’s so fat, she left in heels and came back in flip flops.
Yo momma so angry, McDonald’s won’t serve her happy meals.
Yo momma so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo mama so old, she was the waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.
Yo mama so scary, you thought monsters under the bed were your friends.
Yo mama so tall, she tripped and hit her head on the moon.
Yo momma so dumb, she thought Twitter was social media for birds.
Yo mama so fat she can’t reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she’d have to take his word for it!
Yo mama so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo mama so fat, she gets group insurance!
Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and when she got up there was 4 quarters.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet!
Yo mama so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo mama so fat, her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator!
Yo mama so ugly she gets arrested when she looks out the window.
Yo mama so fat people run around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat when she has sex she has to give directions.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you what number to use to call 911.
Yo mama so fat her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat she crushed Godzilla.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the m
Yo mama’s so nasty, they used to call them “jump lines” ’til she bounced on one.
Yo mama is so strict, she enforced a curfew for the entire neighborhood.
Yo momma so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo mama is so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
Yo mama’s so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.
Yo momma so short, she has to slam dunk her bus fare.
Yo mama so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving.
Yo momma so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama’s house is so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
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