Pickup Lines are often seen as corny or annoying when used in person, and as such, are sometimes compiled and complained about in popular articles or on social media. These pickup lines are typically associated with men who are seen as trying too hard.
Pickup Lines
I had the best pickup line on the way, but I saw you and now I’m speechless.
I tripped while looking at you. I guess you owe me a new pair of shoes.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple. Ba dum tss.
I assumed happiness started with an ‘H’ but I believe it actually starts with ‘U.’
Are you my appendix? ‘Cuz this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.
Are you a fruit? ‘Cuz we could make a great pear.
Are you a time traveler? ‘Cuz I see you in my future.
Do you like bagels? Because you’re bae goals.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how did I get so lucky to match with you?
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.
If you were a flower you’d be a damnnnnnn-delion.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Are you a banana? Because I find you apeeling.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
You dropped something… my jaw.
Forget Hydrogen. You’re my number 1 element.
Are you a compound of Barium and Beryllium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Best Pickup Lines
Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other.
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out.
I want to live in your shoes so I can be with you every step!
You’re like my pinky toe, I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Do you know why they call me the cat whisperer? Because I know exactly what your pussy needs.
Your face is like a wrench, every time I look at it my balls tighten up.
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way and you’ll be Lovin’ it.
Are you a sprinkler? Because you’re making me wet.
Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
Are you a stack of dirty dishes? Because I want to get you wet and do you all night long.
You make my Spidey Sense tingle.
I think you might be lacking some Vitamin Me.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing?
I was feeling a little off today, but you’ve turned me on again.
Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
When I make you breakfast tomorrow morning, what would you like?
I know you’re busy, but please add me to your list of things to do.
Pickup Lines in English
You know those gaps between your fingers? I think they were made for mine.
I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?
I always thought happiness started with an H, but it turns out mine starts with U.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you.
I don’t know which is prettier today—the weather, or your eyes.
Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off.
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?
I bet my number sounds nicer than yours. Wanna hear it?
I’m writing a phone book, can I get your number?
Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.
My phone’s broken, it doesn’t have your number in it.
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you call it and see if it works?
When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
I think your number will be safer in my phone than in your head.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get yours?
Even though I don’t drink, you intoxicate me!
Good Pickup Lines
I can see that you’re gorgeous, but what else should I know about you?
Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on earth has clearly never stood next to you.
Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
You’ve got everything I’ve been looking for, and trust me, I’ve been looking for a long time.
Can I have your picture, so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas this year?
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.
I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
Are you a camera? Because all I can do is smile when I see you.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I want to taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
The size, warmth, and beauty of your grin are practically on par with mine.
If we are what we consume, then by tomorrow morning, I may be you.
Don’t ever change. Just get naked.
My place or yours? What do you know? The coin toss is on me. Head at my place, tail at yours.
Are you a flappy bird? Because I could tap you all night.
Let’s go to my place and do some math. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
You’re like my pinky toe; I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
AI Pickup Lines
Do I know you? (pause) Oh, sorry, it’s just that you look just like my next girlfriend.
Are you any good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.
It’s never easy meeting a complete stranger—especially one as beautiful as you—without being properly introduced. But can we try anyway?
I wish I’d paid more attention to science in high school, because you and I’ve got chemistry and I want to know all about it.
Hi, my name is (your name), but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Hey, do you mind if we take a picture together? I just want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
You look like you know how to have a good time. Been on any adventures lately?
Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’
Would you like to have a cup of coffee with me because I like you a latte!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pickup line.
Are your shoelaces tied? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9…because I’m the 1 you need.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Are you a cat? Because I’ve fallen fur you.
I’m not very good at math but I can give you the value you deserve.
I’m no electrician but I can light up your day.
Are you Google? You have everything I search for.
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