Best Dad Jokes : Humor is very subjective; this is very true to everyone who tries to crack a joke. The interesting thing is that there is an awkward feeling that hits us mercilessly whenever we flop. We know it instantly when we land, hit, kill the funny bone.
knock knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, and I’m putting it in your mailbox!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Leash you could do is answer the doorbell!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the best way out of this neighborhood?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Yippee!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yeah, you do sound cuckoo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use — these jokes will never be funny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tibet.
Tibet who?
Early Tibet and early to rise!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
China.
China who?
China just like old times, isn’t it?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Francis.
Francis who?
France is a country in Europe.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana” again?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ears.
Ears who?
’Ears another knock-knock joke for ya!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yeah, you do sound cuckoo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Yippee!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go “Toot toot, vroom, vroom!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet stronger than I look!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
These are nacho mother’s jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soup.
Soup who?
Soup-erman … and I can see through your door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger—I’m hungry!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan urge to eat an entire pint of ice cream right now!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustard.
Mustard who?
Mustard been the scariest nightmare I ever had!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grover.
Grover who?
Grover there and get me a cookie.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
I’m pudding on a big party for you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
S’more.
S’more who?
S’more jokes on the way.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing today?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
What are you, an owl?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie-que chicken is my favorite.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
May fourth.
May fourth who?
May the fourth be with you.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love I’m feeling right now?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don’t you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use—I just can’t stop thinking about you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita use your bathroom
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that’s who!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
Europe early this morning.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A herd. A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Whale. Whale who?
Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean there, done that.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Espresso.
Espresso who?
Espresso yourself, then everyone will know how you feel.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you keeps knocking on my door?!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Batter.
Batter who?
Batter late than never.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tuba.
Tuba who?
Tuba toothpaste. Now brush your teeth.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey got stolen, that’s why I’m knocking.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip the pool, I wanna go for a swim.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hammond.
Hammond who?
Hammond cheese is my favorite sandwich.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya answer the door?
All this knocking is driving me crazy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell gonna start working again?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel not working?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep knocking, or are you going to open up?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yvette.
Yvette who?
Yvette is a doctor for animals.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold outside!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I’ll climb through the window.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open it!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can go hang out?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Methhead.
Methhead who?
Methhead acting is the best way to get into character when the scene involves getting your head smashed in by an ATM.
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Bitch.
Bitch who?
Bitch your bottom dollar that tomorrow, there’ll be meth.
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Badger.
Badger who?
Badger bottom dollar that tomorrow, there’ll be Star Trek scripts.
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